Driving in the car the other day with a friend, Little Man pipes up from the backseat and asks if he's old enough to know how Daddies plant magic seeds in Mommies' tummies to grow babies.
*stunned silence*
me: "I don't think you need to know that when you are seven."
LM: "But I'm 7 now, I'm old enough."
me: "How do you think it happens?"
LM: "Does the Daddy poop?"
me: "It does not involve poop. At all."
LM: "Oh."
A few hrs later.
LM: "If a Daddy's bum touches a Mommy's bum - does that plant the magic seed?"
me: "What do you think?"
LM: "I think I know!!!!"
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