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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I can't sleep... my bed smells like toots!

The latest stalling technique of my 6-year-old.

After he got out of bed for the 4th time, Big T. asked him why he was out of bed.

Little Man: "My bed smells like toots!"

Big T.: "Probably because you are tooting in bed."

LM: "No, I'm NOT!!!"

Big T.: "Well, I can't do anything about it, you just have to go back to bed."