The funny:
"Mom, how did you take your lunch to school in the OLDEN DAYS?"
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"Mom... why does it smell when I toot?"
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"Mom, that guy has to spend 50 years in BARS?!?!?"
me: "No honey, it said he has to spend 50 years BEHIND bars... in jail."
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The sweet and still a lil odd:
"Mom, I'll love you forever, even if we're in Heaven. Maybe there will be a coffeeshop in Heaven for us to sit at."
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The sad:
"Mom, what if there was no one in the whole world who loved me except for you?"
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The strange dreams:
"Mom, I had a dream that I went to school NAKED..."
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"Mom, I had a dream where you were kidnapped and I couldn't save you..." <--he was crying for this one
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"Mom, I had a dream that my friend Andrew and I were speaking a different language and no one could understand us."
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